SHRIMP BULL
$SBshrimpthat moos.
One creature. Two species. Zero explanation. He grazes at sunset and waits.
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dexscreenerSHRIMP BULL✦HE GRAZES✦HE CHARGES✦HE TASTES OF THE SEA✦$SB✦
SHRIMP BULL✦HE GRAZES✦HE CHARGES✦HE TASTES OF THE SEA✦$SB✦
field notes / specimen 001Born in
Born in
salt and
soil.
Nobody knows where he came from. The tide rolled out one morning and there he was, already chewing. The cows accepted him. The shrimp filed paperwork.
"I saw it drink from the river and then it bellowed, and the bellow smelled like garlic butter."
— anonymous rancher, location withheld
He walks where the tide forgot to go.
anatomy
Eight legs, two horns, one tail with fins.
Counted twice. Confirmed by a marine biologist who later quit her job.
diet
Plankton, hay, the occasional fence post.
temperament
Calm until provoked. Then catastrophic.
habitat
Wherever sunset hits the grass and the water at the same time.
find him
on the open range.
Ticker is $SB. Contract drops when he stops grazing. For now, follow the dust.